What would "I can haz cheezburger?" be in Latin?

Im doing a lot of running around to figure this out, and frankly, I really really want to know the answer. Its for a joke Im writing, but my Latin is

I'm doing a lot of running around to figure this out, and frankly, I really really want to know the answer. It's for a joke I'm writing, but my Latin is a little rusty (read: practically non-existent). Is there anyone who would have any idea as to a Latin equivalent? It is just "I can haz cheezburger?" I found out that the original name for Roman burgers would be Isicia Omentata, which woud be sufficient to take the place of "cheezburger" so I guess I just need the "I can haz?" bit.

or:I'm doing a lot of running around to figure this out, and frankly, I really really want to know the answer. It's for a joke I'm writing, but my Latin is a little rusty (read: practically non-existent). Is there anyone who would have any idea as to a Latin equivalent? It is just \"I can haz cheezburger?\" I found out that the original name for Roman burgers would be Isicia Omentata, which woud be sufficient to take the place of \"cheezburger\" so I guess I just need the \"I can haz?\" bit.

or:According to: http://translate.google.com/# it's: haz cheezburger possum.

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