Why did Obama eat cucumbers and kill our 1st president Michael Bachman with spaghetti?

This was of course, AFTER the war of Mount Kilimanjaro but before Queen Pony became our great leader. or:This was of course, AFTER the war of Mount Ki

This was of course, AFTER the war of Mount Kilimanjaro but before Queen Pony became our great leader.

or:This was of course, AFTER the war of Mount Kilimanjaro but before Queen Pony became our great leader.


or:Well you know how Popeye gets strength from spinach? Obama has the same relationship with cucumbers. And he killed Bachman with spaghetti because it was cruel irony for he killed Obama's only son by strangling him with it and signing his initials on his chest with tomato sauce.

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