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2022-05-09 16:08:30

Bluth IpsumHelpful Dummy Text From Arrested DevelopmentI just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. The Army had half a day. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Annyong. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! One for the ladies. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. One for the ladies. Butterscotch! Want a lick? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Douche chill! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Quicken! Premiere! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Happy Franklin Friday. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Tobias is Queen Mary. And the soup of the day is bread. More: The Original, Hipster, Samuel L. Jackson, Bacon.Thanks to @bluthquotes. Comments, misquotes to @jimwebb.