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2022-05-08 11:25:18

Check out the appAccountLog inLogin via Facebook TwitterorNew here?Join the FML communityFMLSubmitModerateCategoriesAllRandomSpicyNearly FMLsThe TopFML - The Follow-UpSubmit your FMLModerate the FMLsLog inLogin via Facebook TwitterorNew here?Join the FML community AllRandomSpicyRandom SpicyNearly FMLsThe TopFML - The Follow-Up​Submit your FML×Have you just experienced an FML moment?Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.All the FMLsInternalized misogynyBy eyeroll - 08/05/2022 07:00 - United StatesToday, I had a fight with my husband after I went off on his aunt. We were at her house for a BBQ, she saw me in my casual shorts and tank top, and said to him, “You let her walk out the house like that? She’s a walking rape invitation!” He says she can say whatever she wants since she’s old. FMLI agree, your life sucks93You deserved it9Tweet ShareGive it back!By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FMLI agree, your life sucks150You deserved it8TweetShareBetter offBy Anonymous - 08/05/2022 12:00Today, it's been a whole year since I have made any social interaction with anyone, and I don’t miss it, like… at all. The only person I have talked to is a psychiatrist, who diagnosed me with schizoid personality disorder. I always knew there was something wrong with me. FMLI agree, your life sucks178You deserved it26TweetShare Alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drinkBy Anonymous - 08/05/2022 10:00Today, I was carded for trying to buy wine and was told the dates were faded, so they wouldn’t be selling it to me, since they suspected I was underage. I work at the vineyard that produces the wine, I’m the head vintner, and I made the wine in the bottle I wasn’t allowed to buy. FMLI agree, your life sucks381You deserved it36TweetShareIt's not what you thinkBy Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - EgyptToday, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss picked this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt, "Hard at work, huh?" FMLI agree, your life sucks31 044You deserved it6 785TweetShareNice guyBy Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United StatesToday, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FMLI agree, your life sucks496You deserved it16TweetShareOK DoomerBy Fuck mankind already - 08/05/2022 04:00Today, I realized just how we humans are dooming ourselves every day with the progressively insurmountable climate change, while people are being stupid arguing which is best, cold weather or hot weather. And that's just to name a few things to think humans ain't evolving any further at all. FMLI agree, your life sucks197You deserved it302TweetShareEgg modeBy Anonymous - 08/05/2022 02:00Today, my wife got turned on by the muscular girl from the movie Encanto and asked me if I'd be willing to dress as her the next time we have sex. I love my wife and I enjoy sex as much as anyone, but she must have lost her mind if she thinks I'll wear a skirt so she can pretend I'm a woman. FMLI agree, your life sucks401You deserved it134TweetShareHome invasionBy Anonymous - 07/05/2022 18:01 - CanadaToday, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FMLI agree, your life sucks428You deserved it185TweetShareIt's not for everyoneBy Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FMLI agree, your life sucks438You deserved it65TweetShareDick jokeBy awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United StatesToday, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FMLI agree, your life sucks66 016You deserved it16 892Tweet