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AboutAbout EpiphoraPressMy sex blogging course ✨BlogrollContactAdvertisingConsultingSubscribeReviewsReviewsThe bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.Sex blogger field notes: audio journalSex toys getting me through the pandemicReview: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango XReview: Dame Kip and PomReview: Zumio EGuidesGuidesLet me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibratorYour genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toysEpiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guideBanterBanterRamblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. 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Highly trusted and well-known for my snarky yet authentic sex toy reviews, I’ve been called “the Samantha Bee of our nether regions.” Welcome to Hey Epiphora, where the lube flows like wine, the G-spot isn’t a mystery, and masturbation sessions frequently end with me wondering, “did humans even test this?!” Not sure where to begin? Dive into my sex toy reviews or my greatest posts, visit my 700+ sex toy collection, skip straight to my all-time faves, peruse my FAQ, or go shopping. All-Time Faves New Here? Sales & Deals Toybox We were falling in love with the ease of fucking our friends.Anyway How's Your Sex Life?BanterGreatest HitsShenanigansSunshine & RainbowsQueer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slateMay 26, 2022The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When I saw the person I fisted outside of our sex parties, I didn’t immediately reminisce about my hand having been in their vagina. 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