"I love It Crowd Ipsum"

2022-05-09 16:08:29

It Crowd Ipsum Placeholder text taken from The It Crowd When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Might want to play a bit hard to get. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Might want to play a bit hard to get. Copy? Now press CMD + C / CTRL + C Inspired by Bluth Ipsum. Made by Kivlor